A letter from this blog to its author

Dear Wizard,

Where are you?  I've called and paged and emailed and sent text messages and left voice mails and twittered and...you're nowhere to be found.  You promised to redesign me on New Year's day.  New colors.  New header graphic.  You promised to start writing more frequently.  But what have I gotten so far?  Bupkus!  Nada!  Zippo! 

You've let me down.  I'm not sure I have the energy to sustain this one-sided relationship anymore.  (sniff)  So you'd best do something about this situation before the end of the month or...or...WE'RE THROUGH!

Yours,
thewizardofosborne.typepad.com